she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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