no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.
I hate you.
To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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