You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
I hate all girls vehemently.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
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and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
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He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS