she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.