that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
His hands were made for my vagina.
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He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
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I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.