:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
im holly from the hills drunk
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a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love