My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
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the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
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I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
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I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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