I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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