Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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