party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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