i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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