I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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