Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
