you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
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Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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