I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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