White coat. Heels.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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