all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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