So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
