i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Do you still have your period?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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