can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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