Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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