I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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