she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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