No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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