My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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