I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
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once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
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