So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
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She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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