She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Randomize
