i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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