But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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