But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
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