How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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