in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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