you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the day after is always just damage control
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
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I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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