She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
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I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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