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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
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Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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