We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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