just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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