Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
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hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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