i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
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