have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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