I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
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