well I can't set my house on fire every night
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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