I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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