Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
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vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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