Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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