so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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