The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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