They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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