Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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