I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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