i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so let's talk penis.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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