ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.