you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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