I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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