you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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