hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Edward fifth and chaser hands
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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