Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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