I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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