Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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